Southern's Best French-Bound

News is just released that Southern members are planning their own D-Day landing to La Belle France. Le Touquet is the destination and the date is the weekend of the 26th-28th May.

Sue Smith is the Commanding Officer for this arduous and gruelling marathon eating, drinking and shopping raid. Contact her without delay for your orders.

Joe White Wins Trophy - Against All Odds!

Our reporter (Stuart Malpas) in the field has just cabled a stirring report from the Xenogamy PCT somewhere on the outskirts of Dorking. We haven't got the full story yet as he was captured and made to cook burgers and sausages for the massed trialers, but it appears that Joe "What's Up Doc" White has won something - a trophy we hear!

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