Musical Interlude

To be sung to the tune of "Summer Holiday"

We're all going on a Goodwood Rally Sprint
Doing things we always wanted to
Fun and laughter on a Goodwood Rally Sprint
With the Service Crew...ew...ew
Usually Paul and Sue

We're going where the cars shine brightly
Because they've only just been cleaned
Let's hope we pass the Noise Test
Those Cozzies sure look mean

Everybody needs a Goodwood Rally Sprint
Doing things we always wanted to
Fun and laughter on a Goodwood Rally Sprint
With the Service Crew...ew...ew
But not Paul and Sue

They're calling out 5-4-3-2-1
We're at the point of no return
We skid off from the start line
Don't let those tyres burn

Now we're hacking round a Goodwood Rally Stage
Doing things we always wanted to
Watch out for that 3rd chicane, Ness
It's a 3 not 2...oo...oo
It's a 3 not 2.

We're sliding t'wards a big black tyre wall
Sliding on the grass so green
The tyres are getting closer
Let's hope we won't be seen...

Everybody has an up and down day
Skidding, slipping and sliding too
Shouldn't have broken that fingernail, Ness
When you were tying your shoe...oo...oo
Sitting on the loo

We're slowing down at the finish
It's all coming to an end
I must have called a wrong 'un
Especially on that bend

Everybody has an up and down day
Doing things they thought they wanted to
Fun and laughter on a Goodwood Rally Sprint
We're only in class 2...oo...oo
On November 2

Now that it's all over
The awards are about to be passed
Ellya and Ian won one
At least we didn't come last